January 19, 2009
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We found a stripper for Christine in Roscommon – Warning Kinda Explicit Content
So last week on the show Christine from Strokestown, County Roscommon came onto iwork with Dave and asked could we find a stripper for her best friend’s 21ST… WELL WE DID and this is what happened.
Dave’s TOP 5 weekdays at 3:20pm on i102104
Top 5 Why Ireland and Irish people are the best in the world?
5 – You have to pay Road Tax to dodge pot holes, pot holes that swallow up your car and sometimes cars have been lost, but it’s ok they always find their way out cause the holes are never filled in properly, no instead they put stones in the holes then one truck drives over it and it’s a big pot hole again.
4 – It’s the only country that managed to fool 100 million Americans into believing that there are small people called Leprechauns, seriously I think that is quite an achievement. Excuse me MA’AM Where are your LA PREE SHINS ???
3 – Ireland is the only country that says ‘Ah I suppose I believe him’, when a former Minister For Finance says he didn’t have a bank account, sure Bertie we believe you…. actually we kinda do!!!
2 – We are the only nation that has managed to open a pub in every other country in the world. Irish pubs abroad, I mean that is quite an achievement too.
1 – We are the only country in the world that has 6 million of us living abroad but then moan about foreigners coming to Ireland and taken our jobs.
NEWS IN BRIEFS – MONDAY JANUARY 5TH
Now you can see News In Briefs before you can hear it, tune in weekdays from 2:15pm on i102104.
A survey has been carried out by the Flashers Association of Ireland, they wanted to find out what the flasher’s favourite movies of all time was. With 72 percent of the vote, the biggest movie among flashers was…. Free Willy.
A friend of mine who is blind was arrested over the weekend in Galway, oh it was awful, she was arrested for being drunk…. I had to go and brail her out.
A new group has been set up for people who are addicted to brake fluid, the worse thing is, people addicted to brake fluid think they can stop at any time.
Why can’t jokes just be jokes??
I think I might be out on my own here when I say this, if not on my own at least from what I gather in a small minority. Why can’t jokes just be jokes, there are so many things in the world trying to drag us down, wars, recessions, crime, violence, the list goes on and I feel its so important to laugh and not take life too seriously. A recent example of how life sometimes is taking too seriously is how i received complaints tio my show about billboard posters featuring Tommy and Hector half naked lying in each others arms, the advert is to advertise their show on our radio station fridays at 4pm. When I look at the photo it makes me think on so many levels, first of all its funny, secondly its very artistic, honestly i think the photo is taken so well that it almost looks animated, but yet in good awl Ireland people still find what in my opinion is a mild photgraph, offensive. I love non politically correct jokes and I can’t understand how people get offended by them. For Example the previous mentioned Tommy Tiernan, this man tells more offensive jokes than any other comedian not only just in Ireland but in the world comedy circuit and not once have I ever been offended by him. He caused most outrage with his jokes on people with down syndrome, my sister Jessica god rest her now, had down syndrome and I think that by including them in everyday life including comedy can only be a positive thing. So why can’t jokes just be jokes? but then I think to myself it would be very close minded of me to assume everyone could possibly have the same sense of humour as me and how boring it would be if they did, I like being slightly individual. So am I right to wish people would take life a little less seriously, maybe we should start drinking malibu instead of guinness and we would be as laid back as the people from the Carribean.
Dave
Well Done to Noel Mc Keogh from Roscommon
I received thousands of text votes today on the show for all 3 contestants in our wedding world competition, the prize was 500 euro of the price of a wedding dress of your choice but when wedding world heard how well it was going they decided they would give all 3 final contestants a big prize each. In third place Siobhan from Ballyshannon received 100 euro, Zara from Kiltimagh came in second place and received 300 euro and the winner Noel McKeogh, well his prize was bumped up to 700 euro instead of 500… how sound of Wedding World. Well done Noel, I think you deserved it….
Dave
This week on iwork with Dave on i102104 – Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed and Something Blue
With thanks to the Wedding World, Ballybrit, Galway this week you can win a wedding dress to the value of 500 EURO.. WOO HOO….
Thursdays Contestant -(Wednesdays never sent their photo in time)
Siobhan Faherty from Ballyshannon is living and studying in Galway, her cousin Roberta is getting married next August and she wants to win the prize for her. Here is her something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue
This week on iwork with Dave on i102104 – Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed and Something Blue
With thanks to the Wedding World, Ballybrit, Galway this week you can win a wedding dress to the value of 500 EURO.. WOO HOO….
Tuesdays Contestant -
Zara Lynch from Kiltimagh, County Mayo is gettin married to her fiancee Sean in 2010 and she would love this prize - Here is her something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue
This week on iwork with Dave on i102104 – Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed and Something Blue
With thanks to the Wedding World, Ballybrit, Galway this week you can win a wedding dress to the value of 500 EURO.. WOO HOO….
Monday’s Contestant – Noel Mc Keogh from Roscommon, he wants to win this prize for his fiancee Karen Brennan, here is his something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue…
Noel Mc Keogh
